So this happened. Sometimes, life gives you corn it hasn’t even taken the time to make sweet and juicy. Can you believe it? Life, what a joker. As it turn out, corn kernels don’t make good limonade. But they do make awesome popcorn. I’m not going to give you a recipe for popcorn because, let’s be honest, it’d be insulting and you’re not quite worth the effort. However, I’d give you a little tip. While your corn pops and gets into its famous final form, get a little pan, put sugar and butter in it, and make a caramel. Toss in honey, a little cream, and pour over the freshly pop’d corn. Let it set…and there you go. Homemade toffee popcorn, and bowl that’ll take age to clean off. Yeah, I love you long time.